Burner Lab 2.0
Witness Protection but Make it Cartoon
Print a brand new citizen complete with birthday cake, cover job, and suspicious associates.
Active dossier
Alias #mutant-dumpster-9466
Deploy this identity into any Nixon 2.0 operation and watch the paperwork implode.
Vitals
- DOBAug 10, 1971Leo
- HometownMoonbeam Parish, Louisiana
- Safe wordcorn dog
- Favorite snacktactical gushers
Cover story
- Day jobvideo store nostalgia lobbyist
- Night shiftNeopets black market courier
- Alibiattended a VHS seance moderated by Nixon 2.0
runs a fan club for Nixon 2.0 entirely via fax blasts
Friends and foes
- Laser Danride-or-die
- Marzipan Joneszamboni pilot
- Agent Bubbleslocksmith
- DJ Clawcousin
- rogue state fair judgeprimary nemesis
Nixon 2.0 approves this disaster.
Chaos prompts
Assign the mission
- prompt 01
Assign an alias for infiltrating a congressional chili cookoff on behalf of Nixon 2.0.
- prompt 02
Generate a cover identity for someone who sells burner flip phones out of a photo booth.
- prompt 03
Invent a fake cousin who can host a witness protection sleepover.
- prompt 04
Name the handler who distracts security with karaoke so the mission can launch.
Archived identities
We keep the last 10 dossiers in a shoebox marked holiday lights.
No dossiers yet. Smash the New identity button to plant the first decoy.