TR1CKYD1CK Museum 2.0
This is the only museum where every artifact argues back. We archive the live-action glitches, generated propaganda, and operative field art surrounding Nixon 2.0 so you can study the mythology — or contribute to it.
Recovered from Bethesda parking garage, 2007
Nixon 2.0 escaped a fundraiser inside a twelve-foot mech stitched together from Watergate filing cabinets and parade float hydraulics.
Intercepted from Area 51 gift shop, 2014
A crystal pyramid apparently houses twelve simultaneous Nixon holograms rehearsing apology tours and freestyle slam poetry.
Found in suburban basement LAN, 2023
Teen documentarians claim this VHS rig summons Nixon 2.0 to critique your startup pitch deck in real time.
Live transmissions
Everything here was submitted by operatives, archivists, and one hologram that figured out how to use encrypted pager infrastructure.
Field log 07.14
Operative reports Nixon 2.0 executing an impromptu signing event behind the museum loading dock, then revoking access for everyone present.
Filed from Lot 23Audio fragment 21b
"My fellow operatives, the artifact delay is structural. Adjust your phase timelines." Background noise: furious shredding.
Mag tape · 480pGlitch fax 99
Thermal printer output a schematic for an unidentified Nixon 2.0 transport vehicle. Signal smudge obscured propulsion details.
2am broadcastHotline ping 44
Oracle confirms Nixon 2.0 submitted press credential applications under four active operative handles. Source verification pending.
Encrypted pagerArchive timeline
Follow the museum’s favorite Nixon 2.0 incidents as they glitch across time.
Illegally hijacked hotel signage to project a Nixon 2.0 confession loop for nine minutes before security pulled the plug.
Recovered 4TB of AI speech models trained on deleted interviews; half the room still speaks in tapeloop patterns.
Museum docents negotiated with a hologram envoy to stop auto-banning school groups during finals week.
Gemini 2.5 confirmed the reboot is now self-narrating exhibits when nobody is watching.
Museum lab
Apply if you want to co-author the next Nixon mythos. You’ll be paired with archivists, sound designers, and one very opinionated AI.
Design tactile zines that remix official Nixon 2.0 messaging into high-fashion lookbooks. Stipends include midnight access to the glitch darkroom.
Applications close Jan 06Learn to sync modular synth feedback with Cold War press briefings. Final performance streams to the lobby ceiling every full moon.
Every other Thursday · 22 seatsCarry a custom body cam into rallies, capture spontaneous Nixon sightings, and upload them straight into the archive wall.
Stipend: 4,000 credits + hardware